this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2026
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I just think they're neat!

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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/33670718

I feel like I'm 12 years old again at a busy public pool, and just watched the lifeguards clear everybody out.

Anyone want to walk to Sev with me and buy a cyclone ice cream stick?

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[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 hours ago

Has he been incontinent for decades?

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 hours ago

Eye contact with Pam Bondi sets off his bowel movements.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know what it is but I always get this elementary school "show and tell" vibe whenever there's somebody standing next to our behind Trump and talking in this office, like he's the teacher and they're the children...

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 minutes ago

I’m sure making everyone stand while he sits in front is some sort of bullshit power move or something. That or his fat old ass can’t stand