Dick Cheney, loyal family man and war criminal.
Now that's conservative family values.
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2026
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When you're just evil, bloodthirsty and power hungry, but not a complete degenerate hedonist?
Not even Epstein wanted to associate with Dick Cheney.
Roger Stone is another one who has seemingly been doing everything he does out of pure malice all along. No sign of him in the files yet, despite being a genuine creep.
It is odd. Meanwhile you have Michael Wolff advising Epstein like he is a buddy doing pro bono legal/PR work for him.
I honestly think it's weird how many people try to normalize being implicated in these crimes.
It's not normal. Not every person suddenly turns into such a horrible creature the moment they have an ounce of power or money. It can never be forgiven as just a part of the system, because it isn't.
I'm personally convinced every conservative are willing to let this go because deeply, they know they would do the same if given the chance. There is no redemption for these people, we need a revolution and a fresh start.
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It's IS perfectly normal that in late stage capitalism you have to be blackmailable to see your political campaign funded
Dick wasn't a diddler. He preferred to hunt the most dangerous game.
Hunt is a strong word for shooting a man in the back of the head when he isnt lookin
What do you think hunting is like?
Deer don't let you get that close
They do if you are hunting with Ted Nugent. Because he raises them in captivity, then herds a mass of them in a fenced in area, and then him and his pals use assault rifles to mow them down en masse. Because killing things is fun! Apparently. Such a sport those guys are. Called canned hunts, he liked to advertise them to own the libs, before that was as popular as it is now. Cons are very protective of their pedophile Ted Nugent, he was raping 13 year old girls before it was popular in the party to this degree to now that you mention it. His hit song is about stalking and banging a 13 year old or something.
Got a source on that?
The hunting, specifically. I already knew he was creepy towards teenagers
The canned hunts? Rack em and stack em. Idk I can look.
Only if not in shibari.
Cheney? Are you referring to him shooting his pal in the face with his fancy custom italian made 20 gauge shotgun when quail hunting in Texas?
*that have been released and searched through
Yeah, it is sad that so many even here have been led to believe that all the files have been released.
I just want to put out there, along with all of his other crimes, I have a personal gripe with Dick Cheney. Around 2005 I had a flight connection in Chicago and so did he. The entire airport ground to a halt so that his plane could take off but it stopped and sat for 20 minutes on the runway delaying the entire O'Hare airport. After Air Force 2 took off there was a mad dash to catch up after the forced half hour pause, and my luggage never made it onto my connecting flight and took 3 days to get to me at my destination! Fuck you Dick Cheney! You caused my luggage to get lost 20 years ago!
What a dickhead.
He has long been known as a heartless piece of shit. Literally his heart quit making it's own rythym like a long time ago, I think maybe during this time period it refused to send electrical signals, urging his body to give up.
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But Noam Chomsky was listed in the files.
is there a balls cheney
Israel needs the most depraved in office to keep running their scam on America
Israel wanted for nothing under Biden, whom did nothing to stop or slow their abuses, perfunctionary and meaningless gestures only. A fucking joke, and an insult to his base.
Both parties are filled with treasonous traitors and war criminals
That is just undeniably true. Also pedophiles, and those that cover for them. And tax cheats. Insider Traders. Both parties are filled with Pieces of Fucking Shit.
Trump is something much worse though. His family is making billions creating a technocratic city on the bones of the children of gaza
There’s millions of files still missing
5 million files the justice department is holding that are unreleased, to say nothing of the redacted parts on the released stuff, 3 million pages total I read.
I wonder if the OOP is friends with Conner4Real.
i remember someone got butthurt in the comments on a supernatural episode when the demon in s3 said there was a special place in hell for dick cheney, when they were talking with dean.
Not in the files so far. Lot left.
Why, Napoleon of course!
/j
How's Deng Xiaoping doing these days?
Just complete and total dedication to death and destruction, and profiting off of them.
I don't have a favorite politician. Anyone who would even want the job is trash. The fact that some are worse doesn't get them shit from me.
Bernie Sanders is all right. Not perfect, he pretended to give Israel the benefit of the doubt after october 7. Idk what would've happened if he told the truth right from the start, maybe he would've gotten kirked, kirk killed by Israel too by the way. In a way that certainly didn't involve hitting him with that high powered thirty ought six rifle, which would've created a much more dramatic wound to his neck at that distance, as gun enthusiasts have demonstrated in presentations shooting that rifle at that distance at different objects to give us an idea. Think fist sized exit wound and hamburger.
Jeffery Donaldson?
Duruti
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