go on date with someone you're not attracted to because she suggested board gaming and you are jonesing for a game
Fall the fuck in love
It doesn't work out but you now have an additional body type that you find very attractive
Profit
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2026
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A good time is a good time. Grossly wholesome.
It's not gross, it's learning to like actual people rather than photoshopped/ai porn characters.
I dated a guy with a big belly for years, it didn't start out as a feature I liked but it became something I liked over time, because I liked him.
Now I like the hockey torso and the bear torso, that's a W and I'll take it. Do you have any idea how many more chubby guys there are out there?
What is 4 Chan like these days? Is it less popular now that you can just find all that insane shit on Twitter and running the government?
One time I saw when an anon posted archive links to threads that were full of broken bots. Apparently if you snipe one of the commonly posted threads in /g/ then the bots will malfunction and post nonsense.
Ghosted and roasted
Deep fried and burned beyond recognition
Maybe I am a fat ugly bitch…
Fake- okay probably not Gay- anon knows what it's like to reject women