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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon gets ghosted (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

go on date with someone you're not attracted to because she suggested board gaming and you are jonesing for a game

Fall the fuck in love

It doesn't work out but you now have an additional body type that you find very attractive

Profit

[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A good time is a good time. Grossly wholesome.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago

It's not gross, it's learning to like actual people rather than photoshopped/ai porn characters.

I dated a guy with a big belly for years, it didn't start out as a feature I liked but it became something I liked over time, because I liked him.

Now I like the hockey torso and the bear torso, that's a W and I'll take it. Do you have any idea how many more chubby guys there are out there?