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"George Slopadopolus" is a good one though, I'll give him that

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

back when i used to be a jerk and troll people online, this is the sort of response i would call a "jackpot"

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Wrong I only diddled kids at Trump Tower, never Little St. James trump-feed

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's a clear threat from the President, wonder if Noah will cave and give a weepy apology like that loser Kimmel

An 'apology' that just repeatedly mentions Trump and Epstein Island in the same sentence over and over would be kinda funny though.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Afaik he's not on TV anymore. There's nothing for him to be fired from.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Trumps posting style is more a shotgun loaded w birdshot and less like a precision strike. He is a quantity poster, not a quality poster.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's sad because he used to be quality. I blame the lack of a character limit, I think that's how he lost his mojo.

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He never had any mojo, he just got old and can't hold back his dementia so he's just showing what he's really like.

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 1 points 21 hours ago

Nah, he had some juice complaining about celebrity gossip nobody cares about.

He does, or did at least, have a lot of charisma. There's a reason that he's got such a cult, while other similar old Republicans with very similar supposed beliefs have no cult.

[–] Default_Defect@anarchist.nexus 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does he actually use a toilet? I just assume he loads up his depends and has to have someone clean him up like the giant baby he is.

Actually I just got the News™ fresh off Fox: it turns out that toilets are woke nonsense and only you use them 😆

[–] crash_thepose@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cracked up at the slopadopoulos part

[–] christian@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

It's so good. Sounds like he's bullying a dinosaur on the playground.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Must be true or he wouldn’t care, right?

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

Excuse me, I have never been to any place named Epstein Island, I have only been on a cruise past the Gulf of America.