this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2026
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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The admins are arguing that because February is a shorter month, I get less cable than usual. What the heck! The agreement was I could eat 0.5 meter of cable per month!


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[–] blunder@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Having had to pull dental floss out of a cat's ass before I agree with the decision

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I heard cable is being replaced with yarnballs for you catgirl-smug

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

The Hexcat admins would do such a thing? I shall send a strongly worded letter.

[–] aebletrae@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

28 ÷ 31 × 0.5 m = 0.45161… m which, to one decimal place is still 0.5 m, so I think the admins have you here if you weren't more precise in your negotiations.