"If you let me fondle your boobs in front of my pedo friend, I'll make a documentary about you with some rich billionaire fuck's bribe money in 30 years."
The life of the rich and famous truly is an endless wave of nausea.
this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2026
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Trump's cuck levels are off the charts,
If that's her in 1998, Melania looks way older than 24/25 and seems to have either had a face-lift already or is going bald based on her giant forehead.
Seems to have had a facelift??
https://www.tiktok.com/@drgarynyc/video/7451719460743859502
I couldn’t find the article that specifically showed the changes to make her look like Carla Bruni but it was great.
Holy shit no wonder she looks like she does now, any real emotion and her whole face might just rip right off her scalp.
Is that available outside of Chinese spyware networks?
Don't you mean American spyware networks?
Oracle is now owner of Tiktok
Meh, the stink of mistrust hasnt changed
Oh it has changed! It's gotten worse! I wouldn't go near tiktok without a haz-mat suit
Isn't Oracle powering China's spyware networks?
It was but thanks in large part to enshittification I can’t find the page I was looking for. It might even be an old reddit post but fuck them. There’s still a lot of pages detailing The russian Plant’s Plant’s Plastic surgery, but some of them are appreciative of it.
"fully depreciated"