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If I were arrested, what would you think I did? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 6 days ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Selling stale parsnips

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

questioned freshness

[–] your_paranoid_neighbour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

jaywalking

Edit: seems it's not a crime in canada, sorry

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

Garden thief

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Built a killdozer and did what one does with a killdozer

[–] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Resisting arrest

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

Embezzlement in concomitance with indecent exposure

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com -1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

attempted suicide

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I don't think that's an arrest, that would be a psychiatric hold I think