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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If a post is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Be nice. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements to private messages.
  7. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

15 minutes after finishing the cup: NOW I VIBRATE LIKE LIGHT. I AM ALL BEINGS. WHAT'S MY PHONE NUMBER? DOESN'T MATTER.

[–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Another 20-60 minutes pass

My energy level has cratered into an uncomfortable jitter of cosmic impotence and my stomach hurts like it has never contained matter, but the thought of filling it with something other than more coffee makes me violently ill.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Ah, I see you've been here and are a connoisseur of unintentional anguish.

[–] Lydia_K@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Third coffee: My pit stains now reach my socks.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Third coffee. I am just about able to tolerate existence

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't really like coffee so rarely drink it but even when I did, usually because I was desperate, It never had any effect on me. on the other hand, everytime I have to pull an all nighter I eat sugar, it's crazy how sugar makes me more wake and alert than coffee.

[–] barzaria@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

wow I just had my evaluation and found this out. Is this a thing for people with ADHD?

[–] barzaria@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, it is very much a thing. Be prepared for lots of your quirks and personality traits to be revealed as symptoms of ADHD if you just got diagnosed lol. Not remembering names, asking people to repeat themselves and then realizing that you sort of heard them halfway through thier sentence. Hyper focusing on whatever. Dopamine seeking behavior. The list goes on. I am not a doctor, just another ADHD person on the internet. :)

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

That's so real... I'm 40 and realizing my life could have been so much better if I new earlier