So they probably already can, we'd never know.
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They would, but they will just write "where food" over and over again.
WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD WHERE FOOD
They wouldn't text. That's too nice.
They'd call. And call. And call. Until you pick up. And when you do all you hear is "food?"
Oh they would absolutely blow up your phone when they get hungry while you’re out.
I need to start using this in my life somehow. I'll snatch the pic for myself for now
On my frontpage, this is currently right below this:
My cat is the most independent.
But she would text me “it’s been a full five minutes and you have not yet harvested the treasures from the box. Please remove them immediately “
Holy shit I'm a cat