this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2026
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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Holy shit actually lol

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The last 3 dadjokes posts I saw was meh. But just standard jokes is making me groan....

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world -3 points 2 months ago

What do garbage men and police officers have in common?

They both pick up trash off the side of the road.