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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

RFK Jr bathes in pollution, his peepee is sooo small

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you include the worm inside his brain, the net length is probably 7 cm

[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah, sometimes the worm gets drunk and forgets which head it's supposed to be inhabiting. It's always a rude shock when Wormy sobers up.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

rfk jr is obssesed with children and people Testosterone levels.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Where was this posted? She isnt active on twitter or bluesky or mastodon as far as i found.

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

seems to be from 2021... the stupid "1h ago" is a cancer

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/greta-thunberg-science-report_n_605dc69ec5b66d30c743a656

and now i wonder how "greta thunberg penises" will affect my search history 😂

[–] thenoirwolfess@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Screenshot with context

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

Oh i see, yeah that date explains it.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I was swimming and the pool was cold and highly polluted, I swear!"

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago

I was in the cesspool Jerry!

[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

they would be worried if they read things

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So according to South Park, if we just adjust how penis size is calculated to pad the numbers a bit, the Republicans might stop being so pissy.

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is how we convince them to use the metric system

[–] notastatist@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah 12cm sounds alot more than 3.5 burger inches or whatever

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Cartman still won't be happy

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

This is true. I have one such small penis.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Pollution makes your penis small but having a small penis makes you buy a big truck that pollutes more.

I don't really see a way out of this.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Xenoestrogens! Will make the dick shrivel, or, not develop in the first place.

Plastics make it possible!

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

And here I thought my penis was shrinking because of the estrogen shots.