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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I plan to have sexual only twice once with your mom and then with your dad 😎 and I'm only moderately sorry for this post

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[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You got this, I believe in you catboy-thumbs-up

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Very kind ty

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

is it twice a year or once every other year????

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago
[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

does that mean you’re my new dad or my new mom

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't know but your room better be clean by dinner or no beanis tonight

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do I get beanis if I'm bratty enough? Is it like horseshoe theory? Eventually you'll probably have to because I'll be too bratty and will need to be placated.

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'll just eat yours in front of you maintaining eye contact to establish dominance

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You act like my goal isn't to get you all nice and plump. Moohahaha

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Beans are real good for weight loss for me as long as I don't have any tortillas, been coming out ahead or behind calorie wise

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oops, I put too much sour cream in them. (I so hope you're not keto...)

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Soured it for me I'm vegan πŸ˜”

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aw. I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you, I lied, I didn't put sour cream, it was just all my revolutionary essence. meow-melt

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Much better yummy

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

If beans were a currency then yeah stonks-up, guess that's why we got bean counter as a saying

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This was a terrible idea everyone's parents are too conservative or too lined up here

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago
[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay sure but what are you an apologist for? sanae-boomer

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Being a bad poster πŸ˜”

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You don’t want to fuck my dad… he’s a war criminal.

Sat his ass down on uranium tank shells. Now he can only fire blanks.

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I figured the first one tbh, majority of my white friends parents are just racist and I'm brown so...