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I never use the xray machine. I'm paying good money to fly. I'm gonna get my money's worth by forcing them to touch me all over. (lemmy.ml)
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[–] DirtyAnCom@discuss.online 4 points 3 days ago

Whenever I fly, I always carry an ounce of drugs behind my balls. I've learned to enjoy the grope.