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Keir Starmer warned 'do not get naked' and 'change in bed' as Chinese spies will be watching (www.dailystar.co.uk)

submitted 3 weeks ago by DisabledAceSocialist@lemmygrad.ml to c/worldnews@lemmygrad.ml

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During Mrs May's 2018 visit, she was warned to get dressed in bed to avoid hidden cameras capturing compromising footage. Starmer's team must also be aware of being caught with their trousers down as their security precautions remain so high. 😆

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[–] SlayGuevara@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

How will it looks for China if they would actually do this and release nude footage of another PM? Because most of the world would not accept that shit. Like, fucking think you stupid fucks. Be rational.

[–] DisabledAceSocialist@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I posted it more for the humour aspect.

[–] kasama@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's funny because it's just so specific. china under the bed

Can I cross-post this on /c/Funny?

[–] DisabledAceSocialist@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

yes

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

the article is a joke, the daily star is the only outlet reporting it and they regularly have joke articles

[–] SlayGuevara@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes I should breathe and count to ten before I comment

[–] amemorablename@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

If it makes you feel any better, I was bamboozled at first too. I'm so used to how absurd the west is with its China fears, it didn't even sound outlandish.

[–] 201dberg@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah ok, but like, have you considered for a second:
china under the bed
?

I thought not. Checkmate tankie.

[–] GreatSquare@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 3 weeks ago

china under the bed

[–] ghost_of_faso3@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 3 weeks ago

I dont think they want to see that Keir

[–] kasama@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Keir... I don't think anyone wants to see nude footage of you. If anything, they'd hate it much more than you do. 😆
china under the bed

[–] DisabledAceSocialist@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

Someone somewhere surely fantasises about this.

[–] big_spoon@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

i mean, i'd be more worried about the worst korea voyeurs