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Keir Starmer warned 'do not get naked' and 'change in bed' as Chinese spies will be watching (www.dailystar.co.uk)

submitted 3 weeks ago by DisabledAceSocialist@lemmygrad.ml to c/worldnews@lemmygrad.ml

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During Mrs May's 2018 visit, she was warned to get dressed in bed to avoid hidden cameras capturing compromising footage. Starmer's team must also be aware of being caught with their trousers down as their security precautions remain so high. 😆

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[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

the article is a joke, the daily star is the only outlet reporting it and they regularly have joke articles

[–] SlayGuevara@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes I should breathe and count to ten before I comment

[–] amemorablename@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

If it makes you feel any better, I was bamboozled at first too. I'm so used to how absurd the west is with its China fears, it didn't even sound outlandish.