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[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 18 points 5 days ago

Of course, you could only be an ICE member or supporter if you have a teenie weenie.

[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago
[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 12 points 5 days ago

I find this disparaging against those of us who have big dicks. Why would we be less concerned about what's happening in our country? Just because we are constantly getting laid by super hot women doesn't mean we don't read the news.