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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 18 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Trust me. We will be celebrating like crazy when he and any member of his cabinet dies. Will be a wonderful day. Not the end of fascism in America, but still a good day.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I will happily toast whatever beverage is available.

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

I shall raise my glass of maple syrup!

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

I'd celebrate with warm puddle water if it meant he died faster

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 hours ago

It would be worth paying the tariffs, no matter how high they are.

Stock up yall

Guns too

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 hours ago

LOL! Love this!

NGL, I could totally see Trump pulling such a stunt.

[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I can celebrate that glorious occasion with a warm glass of PFAS-laden tap water for all the mind-blowing bliss I will be feeling then and for more than a few weeks after

This is a shit timeline. I know the beaverton is satire, but I read it and totally believed he said that. 

On the other hand tho, I don't even live there and I will celebrate his death as the greatest of days!