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[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think most Americans already bought their "trumps dead" champaign a long time ago. Look at that decrepit fucker. I might buy a "trumps dead" avocado at this point, and I am worried it might not be soft enough for guac in time.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

12 year whistle pig for death.. The 21 year is for justice. Luckily and also sadly I doubt I need to even buy the latter but the 12 years been on standby since it just winged him. Wanted to make sure I didn't miss my opportunity again.