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[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 93 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ya, it only hit it on the last paragraph. It got a good laugh out of me.

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...even though I don’t use Reddit, I know the reputation it has for being a center for wit and intellectual debate.

That was the satire flag for me.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That was more of a satire club there were a dozen subtle flags before that.

[–] magnetichuman@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

And the "womanly emotions" line is the nail in the coffin

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Plot-twist: it's the husband posting (or is this too obvious to point out?)

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That was my thought too. It's only obvious if you watch a lot of M. Night. Shyamalan or Stephen King movies.

[–] GargleBlaster@feddit.org 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or if you watch a lot of Rick and Morty and thus have a higher intellect then most people

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago

I was just going to say. For me, an athiest, this was easy to see through.

[–] YouAreLiterallyAnNPC@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, that explains it. I only watch Night Court. It went completely over my head.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That was my first thought too but I don’t think anything is too obvious to point out.

I think the final, “Am I the asshole?” has a double meaning in this case.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Double-plot-twist: the genders are reversed and the "husband" is actually the wife.

[–] vapeloki@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Would do an autism spectrum test ngl

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

I'm getting good at them. Got straight A+'s on the last few.

Fun fact: OP has autism

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why not copy and paste the text or provide a link?

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] bonenode@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, obviously ETA or whatever means they are all assholes.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Estimated Time of Arrival?