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[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 13 points 1 month ago

They had to edit the guy’s face to make him look more human

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 10 points 1 month ago

You could just as easily have been born in a much poorer place, in which case I’d only be feeding you to prolong the suffering. Now open up for the airplane.”

Nice sneaky jab at the ongoing genocide of Palestinians.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

"Without dessert"? That's too much torture.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I love the implication in the thumbnail as well that he forces his children to have shaved heads like he does.