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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement (theonion.com)
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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 10 points 1 month ago

You could just as easily have been born in a much poorer place, in which case I’d only be feeding you to prolong the suffering. Now open up for the airplane.”

Nice sneaky jab at the ongoing genocide of Palestinians.