Stocked up on lemon, garlic, and butter.
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Breathing air.
I live on land
I live 1,000 ft above sea level, half a days drive from the ocean. The only waterway connected to my property is an unnavigable creek. Good luck, Sea Peoples, my fortress might as well be impregnable
I see you understood the graveness of the situation. Well done.
I had to hide in a cave eating lizards for three weeks last time they came around, not doing that again
Yeah the collapse of civilisation event sucks.
What if the sea people breed like salmon?
Watching The Shape of Water.
Learning songs from The Little Mermaid
I trained Orcas to follow them to their secret hideout.
They won't be so secretive this time around.
My county is landlocked and I live about 150 metres above sea level.
Landcucking the Sea people, smart!
Preparing nuclear weapons to boil off all the world's oceans.