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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I believed the headline was true until I saw the community

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah I thought I read the headline yesterday. Then I saw the time on the post

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Onions for lunch today. Again.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The man just really likes bananas.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

Or great literature?

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 months ago

Me eating yet another onion: "mmmm... cromchy..."

[–] hector@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sure junior, as if we do not know you and your pals are buying kilos of coke.

The administration are cokeheads, more than not I bet. You can see it in them at times. Stephen miller for one I have unmistakeably seen it.

The biz dickheads that support them too. Executives and board members are notorious for doing coke. Often in board meetings.

The hypocrisy does not end there We know the cia likes to use the drug trade to finance off the books operations. Death squads do not pay for themselves. When the military de facto ruling junta in veneziela that cut a deal to stand down and give up maduro, and oversee puppets signing assets over, runs into resistance, we will likely see some of those in fact

[–] 5715@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago

You got some reflexes there

[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

don jr would be a better president than his dad. he's still an incompetent fascist but at least we might get legal blow out of it

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Starbucks was up 4% on the NYSE on the news.