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Historian Discovers Sternly Worded Letter Chuck Schumer’s Ancestor Sent to Genghis Khan
(thehardtimes.net)
I presume he just turned himself into a concubine
this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2026
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And now Genghis Khan is dead and has been for hundreds of years. Looks like it worked. Checkmate, atheists
Imagine if Chuck was man enough to write or say anything strongly worded.
to be fair, he expertly engineered the latest democratic capitulation to the republican demands so that not a single democrat faced any repercussions for it. lol
Reminds me of an old colleague who had a theory that when someone calls a company they don't really pay attention to the greeting/first words you say, and he would test this theory by answering the phone by saying "[Company], you're speaking to Genghis Khan".
He did it multiple times and no one ever commented.
Fake news ,move on
This is satire so yeah