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Venezuela's opposition leader María Corina Machado says she has presented her Nobel Peace Prize to US President Donald Trump.

She did not say whether Mr Trump accepted it.

The pair met in Washington on Thursday, local time, for lunch before Ms Machado left to meet senators at the Capitol.

As she left that second meeting, she was swarmed by media and said she had presented Mr Trump with the esteemed medal in "recognition for his unique commitment with our freedom".

Ms Machado then referenced the 200-year-old gifting of a medal by the Marquis de Lafayette, a general who fought against the British in America's Revolutionary War, to South American revolutionary leader Simón Bolívar, to signify the pair's shared values.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-16/donald-trump-meets-marina-machado-venezuela-opposition/106235644

spoilersorry, if I was going to compare her to a coffee, she'd be a flat white

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[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ms Machado then referenced the 200-year-old gifting of a medal by the Marquis de Lafayette, a general who fought against the British in America's Revolutionary War, to South American revolutionary leader Simón Bolívar, to signify the pair's shared values.

visible-disgust

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

What if I paid homagé to this thing by doing the exact opposite?

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

“Please senpai, make me your puppet!”

[–] ObamnaSoda@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Imagine being a bigger loser than john guido guaido-despair

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

She's like if Juan Guaido and Liz Truss did the fusion dance

[–] godisidog@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

hate ‘mango mussolini’ so much, it’s so reddit-logo, be an adult

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I heard an Indigenous Elder call him that a rally last week, it's a joke comrade, lighten up

I wouldn't use it outside of slop, but this website is famous for jokes about piss, and farts (trumps), and beans

[–] godisidog@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

i will never lighten up angery

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

beanis but it's a mango thinking-about-it

[–] PointyFluff@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 days ago

The Nobel Committee shut down Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado's intention to give her Nobel Peace Prize to President Donald Trump

https://www.nobelpeaceprize.org/press/press-releases/a-nobel-prize-cannot-be-revoked-shared-or-transferred

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

she thinks she's on the team

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

flat white

here's fucking hoping