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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] mnfrood@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Peacock@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cock Classic. None of this New Cock shit.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I used to prefer normal cock but recently tried diet cock and they must have changed something about it cause it was pretty nice

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Cock > Poopsi

[–] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

cock is better than balls

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

At the risk of summoning the volcel police

spoilerSometimes yes

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So you prefer a good Pepsi as well ?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

I always drink Pepsi while I fuck. Like a true westerner.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I mean it depends on the cock and whether the bepsi is cold.

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

THEY'RE STOPPING ME FROM SUCKING COCK!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE BOOK NINETEEN-EIGHTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEE- gets shot and dies

[–] shath@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

coke from a buttle

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Cock is on the bds list sorry

[–] hungrybread@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] agentant@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago