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Now the piece of shit gets to say "Congress has decided that I'm allowed to go to war with whoever I want without their knowledge or authorization."

Ahhh the sweet, sweet appearance of democracy

One of the tricks they use with pokies (slot machines) to keep people addicted is to fool them into thinking they 'almost won'. For example if you need 5 cherries in a row to win, but end up with say 2 cherries and other random symbols, the outcome will be modified to show 4 cherries, to encourage the gambler to keep trying (losing money).

I think stories about senate votes and such being decided by a razer-thin margin produce a similar effect in the voter

Isn't it funny how that suddenly and completwly unexpectedly always happens?

Collins and Murkowski recording their independence precisely when it makes no difference.