Me: I've said too much.
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think
I thought
I saw you try
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Every whisper, of every waking hour I'm choosing my confessions
Tryin' to keep an eye on you Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool, fool Oh no, I've said too much I set it up
That's me in the corner
That’s me in the spotlight, drinking my breakfast.
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
At least he didn't say "no nut November"
Dr Oz has everyone all judgy about breakfast drinking now
But didn’t he say it was ok because it is a social lubricant?
It is one of the most effective treatments of social anxiety in existence. Shame about the side effects, though.
No bongrips was harder than I wanted to say out loud :(
Longest I've gone in like 15 or so years is two weeks and that was because of a cruise. It was hard, we tried to go with booze as a replacement but by day 3 I was wrecked. I stopped drinking and continued to feel nauseated the entire trip. I couldn't enjoy as much food as I wanted it sucked. Next time Im smuggling a vape onboard lol.
I'm so sorry
Bongrips keep me alive.