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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Hell yeah. Take out the guy who scammed me over that watch I ordered late one night while drunk.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

Drunk online shopping?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Was it the Obama Watch?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Make the It Follows monster real, but it goes after the richest person in the world until the world Gini coefficient is down to 0.3

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That would only encourage billionaires to nope off into space fantasy land (and of course they would still maintain power over governments). As it is right now, billionaires being on the same planet as normal people is at least incentivizing them to keep the planet in somewhat hospitable conditions.

As it is now, the best course of action would be to depose billionaires more quickly than they can escape off-planet. And to do it in a public and spectacular way to put fear into the billionaires

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

They gotta get their food somehow. If the It Follows monster can hitch a ride on an unsuspecting motorist, it can definitely hide inside a supply shuttle

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

there's a movie about that actually.

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

takeover != take over

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Look, if the seal on magic ever did break then 99.5% of humans would be dead within 24 hours.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

look the only two spells i need are transmute fart to fire and i already got that one and the other spell is jeff's delicious feast. i'd probably kill myself with the first spell.

[–] Prox@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Dungeon Crawler Carl situation for sure

[–] ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I like the way this Genie is portrayed as an example of omnipotence without omniscience.

He reads the news and hates trump all the same, but will he go around asking who else wants to take over Greenland?