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Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors (theonion.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hard to bite this onion; they're all obviously too old for him

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ew.

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Wouldn't be surprised if this was true