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A master of the dad joke (startrek.website)
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[-] fitgse@sh.itjust.works 55 points 7 months ago

306 unread texts? How do you live with that chaos?

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

It’s easy just be part of a 9 person groupchat and a single conversation will turn into 400+ messages.

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago

I used to want friends, then I read this.

[-] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

There is a reason she wanted to take quick! edit: meant talk quick

[-] Senseless@feddit.de 4 points 7 months ago

Right? I have people at work with thousands of unread mails. I don't know I can work with these people.

That's about two family group chats ignored.

[-] Exist@feddit.nl 26 points 7 months ago

"hi so tired"

[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

I picture him texting this while walking around Home Depot in cargo shorts, a polo shirt, and socks with sandals.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 15 points 7 months ago

With a proud grin on his face.

[-] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

I feel personally attacked...

[-] doc@kbin.social 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Nice. A real dad joke for once. Been a while.

[-] Researchgrant@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

As a dad, I think I finally understand "squad goals"

[-] IanSomnia@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Wow, I just realized I haven't heard that term in years.

this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2023
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