Rust enjoyers are Crab People.
this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2026
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AKA the final stage of evolution
Everything ends with carcinization. It's just evolution, bro.
>:(
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like:
I'm gonna put them in my mouth
Oh yessssss
I got a big bag of crabs here
Where is this guy that likes crabs alot on lemmy when we need him
They can't have it. Because they don't have a paying job
Because executives only need the application work on the PPT-level, and make it in two days. Modern software engineering is dead.
it's worse than that; people who've never done it are empowered to make decisions on it.
Ppt? Like PowerPoint?
They're full of crab
giwtwm