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[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 68 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not just the perfect beach body. The perfect body.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 40 points 3 months ago

You might not like it, but that's what peak performance looks like.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 25 points 3 months ago

Everything just keeps evolving into them.
πŸ¦€ 🫲 πŸ€“ 🫱

[–] TheRealShadeSlimmy@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 13 points 3 months ago

Oh great. Now I imagine that creature, standing at a urinal and pinching it off. 😢

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

I was hoping someone would mention Crablante

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wow, that was unexpectedly great.

So, you're Dutch, I take it? I wouldn't mind adding CustardFist to EGN's webcomix list!

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I’m very Dutch, yes. 😎

Tell me about that EGN webcomix list. πŸ€”

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 11 points 3 months ago

Hey, nice. If you think my comics are worthy, then count me in. ☝️😎

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 3 months ago

May I ask what is one of your very Dutch qualities?

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

May I ask what is one of your very Dutch qualities?

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

They already live bellow sea level, I think OP is speedrunning the evolution of the dutch with this comic

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think you probably want to direct that to "CustardFist."

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 3 months ago
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It might seem overly self-involved, but sometimes you have to be shellfish to achieve your goals. There's no arguing with the results. He got the hard body he wanted. On a side note, with all that straining, I thought he was going to pull a mussel. Sorry if these puns are getting clawfully bad. I wasn't shore if this comment would work, but I didn't want to scuttle the whole thing either.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 7 points 3 months ago

It's amazing how many puns you can make in a pinch.
Anyway, I feel like I have to cut crabs from my diet.

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oohlala, if you haven't heard this one yet, you're in for a treat--

WET DREAM - Kip Addotta:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZmV5pF4eNA

@custardfist@feddit.nl

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thank you so much! It's weird, but my life feels more complete from hearing it and yet, now I fell like I know how Saliere must have felt. I will never come remotely close to topping that.

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

Haha, altho fortunately, the movie Amadeus (and related fiction) don't truly portray the friendship and appreciation between Mozart and Salieri. So maybe think of Kip Addotta's song as a helpful mentor...

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 3 months ago

I'd take him home.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

I choked on my coffee. You got me for the 4th or 5th time now. I probably missed a bunch though.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 5 points 3 months ago

Hahaha. Nice. πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘
Mission accomplished.