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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It might seem overly self-involved, but sometimes you have to be shellfish to achieve your goals. There's no arguing with the results. He got the hard body he wanted. On a side note, with all that straining, I thought he was going to pull a mussel. Sorry if these puns are getting clawfully bad. I wasn't shore if this comment would work, but I didn't want to scuttle the whole thing either.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 7 points 1 week ago

It's amazing how many puns you can make in a pinch.
Anyway, I feel like I have to cut crabs from my diet.

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oohlala, if you haven't heard this one yet, you're in for a treat--

WET DREAM - Kip Addotta:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZmV5pF4eNA

@custardfist@feddit.nl

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you so much! It's weird, but my life feels more complete from hearing it and yet, now I fell like I know how Saliere must have felt. I will never come remotely close to topping that.

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago

Haha, altho fortunately, the movie Amadeus (and related fiction) don't truly portray the friendship and appreciation between Mozart and Salieri. So maybe think of Kip Addotta's song as a helpful mentor...