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[–] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Careful! They might give you clamydia!

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 6 days ago

Careful! They ~~might~~ will give you clamydia!

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ewww, it does look like he’s doing that with the koala in the last panel 🤮

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

And your emoji looks like is deep throating Shrek.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Damn, now I wanna see Shrek's view.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (3 children)

But they aren't bears.....

[–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They don't meet the koala-fications.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Your jokes are un-marsupial-able.

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

And now I came too

[–] morto@piefed.social 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Exactly! People should learn that koalas aren't bears, but are pandas! or is it a dolphin? I swear I knew that one

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

It's manatees. They aren't women. I had to get it tattooed on my hand after The Incident.

[–] jtzl@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

Came here for this.

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, I've heard koala bears are mean bastards.

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)
[–] Buffy@libretechni.ca 5 points 5 days ago

I loved this, thanks for linking. Had a big smile on my face the entire time.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

This whole piece is un-australian for exposing a great Australian past time.

This video should be removed for national security (to protect our fun).

Luckily most visitors to our country won't see this video ;)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

That was wonderful.

[–] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 14 points 6 days ago

Drop bears are dangerous!

[–] miked@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago
[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Drop bears are vicious, I'll have you know

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

That's what happens when you don't apply your allotment of Vegemite before heading out.

I think I'm more afraid of Drop-Bear Chlamydia, the little teeth and claws, and/or the screaming because it's too stupid to get back in the tree, than of getting Mauled by the bigger ones. No, I don't care about the likelihood, I'll be punting the bastard, running away, or both.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 5 days ago

suspicious to see a drop bear in a hardwood forest.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Too late it’s mauling him

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Now he's got chlamydia.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Careful brother them things have claws