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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I saw someone say healthcare is human right and now I'm scared, please hold me

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

I pay for my OWN healthcare from my own pocket beans. How DARE others expect to live off of my hard earned. They should do themselves a fava and pull themselves up by their own beanstraps

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes, as a conservative christian and aspiring small business owner I am DISGUSTED by this site. The only reason I'm here is for the beanis discussions.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

You are welcome here in this haven amongst the craven, my frind

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

The immortal science of Marxist-Lentilism

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm not a communist tankie I'm a tankie communist

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

Terrariums enthusiasts are communist tankies aquarium enthusiasts are tankie communists

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

oooaaaaaaauhhh how can this beeeeeeee~annnn~

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Im actually a liberal. Im so liberal I vote for Hillary Clinton every year and every election.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think we may ne able to get along with one beanother, I like someone who can stick to their beancibles.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Yes, I think that if we educate some of these communists theyll see the advantages of free markets. I mean, the freer the markets, the freer the people am I right?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You claim to love beanis, but capitalism created the beanis you are eating. Hippopotamy much? berdly-smug

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Tankies will never recover after you beat them with FACTS and LOGIC in the marketplace of ideas

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago