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He continued, "other peoples blood is fat and weird, gunks up their entire system, then they get sick and die, tragic, many such cases, not me, nope, I will live for a very long time with fast blood."

When asked about his liver taking so much asprin he instead pivoted to attacking Biden, "Biden had a weak liver, it's true! That's what killed him. Oh he's still alive? That's too bad. The worst president, like no one has ever seen, no one could believe it, we're still studying Biden, trying to figure him out, and we will know very soon."