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[–] Dequei@piefed.social 79 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] NoPanko@feddit.uk 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Its funny i have a trackmania stream on right now and they are using a wheel

[–] Dequei@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago

Granady doesn't count (idk why haha)

[–] Hellvampire@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I didn't expect to find you here, hi!

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Recovered logs from the crashed car:

accelerator increase 10 easy

steering left 20 normal

steering right 14 easy

steering right 60 hard

break 100 hard

-Invalid command "break"

braek 100 hard

-Invalid command "braek"

brakesdfdsjlfa;ksdj_

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Part 2: using vim keybinds to drive the car

[–] localhorst@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You sure? I think I'm gonna need to consult another obstetrician, just to cover all acids

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

That’s the funny part. You don’t.

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

After 10 years of using VIM for work, I still regularily find myself acidentally dropped into a VIM menu which I am unable to exit without dropping all "quit" key combinations or sequences I can think of.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's driving a Gentoobishi >_>

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Looks more like a Susebaru.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Damnit… I came to comment Suburuntu.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I think it's an Audebian

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Playing Project Zomboid thinking feather the gas, hard right turn.

Feathers the turn, hard gas.

Sets off a parked car alarm outside my shelter and my vehicle stalls out.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does the ESC key fire the ejector seat?

[–] SorryQuick@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Yes, and when you press ‘Home’ it just teleports you home. It’s such a big time saver.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 7 points 2 days ago

I still prefer need for speed on keyboard

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago

Holy shit ssbm box controller discourse is getting out of hand

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

This isn't that bad as long as the break petal and steering wheel are still functional. And this person has practice.