Playing Project Zomboid thinking feather the gas, hard right turn.
Feathers the turn, hard gas.
Sets off a parked car alarm outside my shelter and my vehicle stalls out.
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2026
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Trackmania player
Its funny i have a trackmania stream on right now and they are using a wheel
Granady doesn't count (idk why haha)
I didn't expect to find you here, hi!
Recovered logs from the crashed car:
accelerator increase 10 easy
steering left 20 normal
steering right 14 easy
steering right 60 hard
break 100 hard
-Invalid command "break"
braek 100 hard
-Invalid command "braek"
brakesdfdsjlfa;ksdj_
Part 2: using vim keybinds to drive the car
After 10 years of using VIM for work, I still regularily find myself acidentally dropped into a VIM menu which I am unable to exit without dropping all "quit" key combinations or sequences I can think of.
How do i get out
through a colon
You sure? I think I'm gonna need to consult another obstetrician, just to cover all acids
That’s the funny part. You don’t.
He's driving a Gentoobishi >_>
Looks more like a Susebaru.
Damnit… I came to comment Suburuntu.
I think it's an Audebian
Does the ESC key fire the ejector seat?
Yes, and when you press ‘Home’ it just teleports you home. It’s such a big time saver.
Holy shit ssbm box controller discourse is getting out of hand
I still prefer need for speed on keyboard
This isn't that bad as long as the break petal and steering wheel are still functional. And this person has practice.