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[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 3 points 38 minutes ago

We had to pray for the outcome of a project before we could start at one customer. That customer also had some feng shui come in to make sure their toilets didn't disrupt the flow of energy in the office. There are a lot worse ways to "invest" some money in the business world,

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 minutes ago

Okay honest question, what does the # actually do? Every time I try and use it (fedora 42), it just doesn't run

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Satan:

# systemctl daemon-reload

[–] No1@aussie.zone 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

That also loads 14 other processes, including watchers that restart the process if you stop it. None of them are named anything like the main process, so you'll never find them.

Oh, and also floods logs with useless messages until you run out of disk space.

Satan don't play soft.

[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 hour ago

Aaw, this guy with his tiny witch broom.

It worries me that I know who exactly this priest is just by looking at the back of his head

Initial D????

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 hours ago

Hey, so I wasn't that weird as a kid.

I don't know at what event that happens, but at certain times people go to a church and get bunch of things blessed. Bread, bibles, crucifixes, rosary beads, etc

Well, I brought in a calculator. Didn't help, I am still bad at math.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago

bunch of porn just got blessed

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

We will experience last crusades in the year of bsd.

[–] BaroqueInMind@piefed.social 11 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Gives me Warhammer 40k vibes of the Cult Mechanicus, where they are so backwards and conservative with their culture, rather than learn and innovate, they prefer to worship tech as an unknowable knowledge given by God, anointing their computers with oils and prayers instead of actually fixing the issues.

[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Whoever came up with the Mechanicus must have worked in IT/mechanics before because after 14 hours on what should have been a 10 minute fix, you start thinking the machine took one of your curses personally.

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago

I see it as beneficial to the mechanicum. Ritual ensures proper maintenance and assembly.