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[–] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dog: no need to watch -- I have seen the house already!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No need for watch, I can't tell time!

[–] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

I can tell you -- it's time to watch!

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

But look at him hug his little deets why he sleeps!!

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

At least, your dog just sleeps. My would actually help the robbers. 😂

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

"If not friend, why friend has treats?"

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I have a husky. He would probably lead them to the good stuff.

[–] blaue_Fledermaus@olio.cafe 6 points 1 day ago

When I got a beagle I was warned that the race makes for great alarm dogs, but terrible guard dogs, they will bark a lot and then become friends with the burglar.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah. My dog didn't do a damned thing while I got burgled. He probably got pets.