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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 13 points 1 hour ago

She probably thought it was some sort of infiltration attempt by the Kremlin.

I too don't trust Russians who aren't open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Fake: girl was actually interested in anon

Gay: anon is implying they aren’t in the military, but Russia requires all men to be cannon fodder. Ergo, anon must be a woman, and women who like women are gay.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 23 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Fake: there are no women on 4Chan

Gay: you're hyper focused on another man's genitals

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Haha fair enough

Tbf though, I don’t think I said anything about genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply to you lol

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply

Now look who's hyperfocused

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 22 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's like saying you're from Germany in world war... Actually, it doesn't matter which one.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Third time's the charm Germany, be the good guys this time

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

Maybe next time we just don't get involved at all? That would be nice

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Nah, Germany decided to embrace Zionism after failing at Nazism. They wont be good guys any time soon.

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 hours ago

Zionism is just Nazism with a different team.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

Wdym they weren't last time? /s

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

So relatable, amiright fellow kids?