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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon gets enemy zoned (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 12 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 89 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Fake: girl was actually interested in anon

Gay: anon is implying they aren’t in the military, but Russia requires all men to be cannon fodder. Ergo, anon must be a woman, and women who like women are gay.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

cogito ergo gay

[–] three@lemmy.zip 37 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Fake: there are no women on 4Chan

Gay: you're hyper focused on another man's genitals

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Haha fair enough

Tbf though, I don’t think I said anything about genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply to you lol

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago

genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply

Now look who's hyperfocused