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"I had to inaugurate the trans-Atlantic slave trade to get my holiday -- and it turns out I was doing it in the wrong direction."

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 4 hours ago
[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 30 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

From the back

Amateurs

What’s that punk?

Turkey: Amateurs

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Guy Fawkes still trying to put out his hat just frowns.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe turkeys like getting bread stuffed up there ass?

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago

You're ahem breakfast is served, sir.

[–] blaue_Fledermaus@olio.cafe 6 points 8 hours ago

Cupid should try moving to the Southern Hemisphere, February is the perfect time to do that.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 hours ago

The leprechaun just gets to drink and have gold

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

You know how rabbits eat their own shit? ...and the shit is kind of round?

Is that where Rabbits shitting chocolate eggs at Easter came from? Like a kid saw a rabbit doing that, and the parents had to come up with something so they said it was chocolate eggs... Then the kid wanted some... So the adults has to be like "that's bad rabbit chocolate, it's only good once a year"... Around easter time..

... and you have to goto the garden and look for it.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 8 points 7 hours ago

Chocolate eggs are a recent addition; it used to be actual eggs. Without looking it up, I seem to remember that it's basically pagan spring fertility stuff (both eggs and rabbits).