send her to fat camp
this post was submitted on 28 Dec 2025
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One day blinding stew.
stew that blinds for one day
feed her a stew that blinds her for 1 day
First greentext I've clocked as fake in a long time
Gather up all her ex boyfriends and fuck them in front of her to establish dominance. On her 18th birthday though. So it's all above board.
Shouldn't it be when ~~THEY'RE~~ 18?
Edit: The BOYS are 18
When you turn 18 you're normally 18.
It's a miracle of modern technology.
Lol I meant when the boys are 18. Edit added
Reads like an incel revenge fantasy tbh.
anon dreamt this up while masturbating
Wdym? It's totally normal to refer to your daughter's clothes as slutty
Like the implication that having an active sex life and bullying someone to death are basically the same category of thing or strongly related somehow
"Popular Crowd" hobbies
Fake: anon has kids, implying anon had sex with a woman
Gay: reasons
It's gay because anon has gone through the phone of his own daughter who is implied to have a lot of less than family friendly chats open with dudes.
Suicide is gay
It brings on many changes
And Anon can take or leave it if he pleases
Suicide is badass. -Frank Reynolds
No
Didn't happen.
I guess they bullied a fat kid into writing this on 4chan
Straight to jail