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[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 197 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] halvar@lemy.lol 86 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

stew that blinds for one day

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 76 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

feed her a stew that blinds her for 1 day

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 32 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Feed her a type of stew that blinds her for 1 day

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 27 points 4 weeks ago

Nobody ever mentions a thick soup that causes a 1 day deafness of the eyes.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 169 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Reads like an incel revenge fantasy tbh.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Like the implication that having an active sex life and bullying someone to death are basically the same category of thing or strongly related somehow

[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 33 points 4 weeks ago

"Popular Crowd" hobbies

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 31 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Wdym? It's totally normal to refer to your daughter's clothes as slutty

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

My parents did that with my sisters.

Shockingly I’m not on speaking terms with my parents.

[–] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 weeks ago

anon dreamt this up while masturbating

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 weeks ago

On 4chan?! No, that couldn't be!

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

it does indeed scream incel

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 8 points 4 weeks ago

Was it the green text that gave it away?

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 85 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Gather up all her ex boyfriends and fuck them in front of her to establish dominance. On her 18th birthday though. So it's all above board.

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Shouldn't it be when ~~THEY'RE~~ 18?

Edit: The BOYS are 18

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

When you turn 18 you're normally 18.

It's a miracle of modern technology.

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Lol I meant when the boys are 18. Edit added

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You're taking my suggestion to bang a bunch of someone's daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance much too seriously.

The details don't matter because it is not a good plan.

But if it really must be done, then to do it properly then it would be important to wait until everyone was over 18 and THEN fuck all of your daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

I assuming they all already want to, they just fucked his daughter to misdirect attention from their dick sucking in the locker room and Anon's daughter is easy

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

In the UK you can probably do it when she is 18, you can fuck the boys when they are 16 but you need to wait for her to be 18 to send her porn videos.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 83 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

Fake: anon has kids, implying anon had sex with a woman

Gay: reasons

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 27 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Artaca 8 points 4 weeks ago

Suicide is badass. -Frank Reynolds

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

And Anon can take or leave it if he pleases

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

"Always remember, son: Dying is gay!"

~ Soldier TF2

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 11 points 4 weeks ago

It's gay because anon has gone through the phone of his own daughter who is implied to have a lot of less than family friendly chats open with dudes.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Anon searches daughter's phone for dick pics

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 4 weeks ago

I that that the stew that causes blindness for a day is what's needed here.

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 30 points 4 weeks ago

One day blinding stew might do the trick

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 35 points 4 weeks ago

I guess they bullied a fat kid into writing this on 4chan

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

First greentext I've clocked as fake in a long time

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 23 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's kind of concerning for you.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah. Breath strips help.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

They are all fake.

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

'Have I failed as a father?' well, your asking 4chan, OP, so yes.

Buuuut, we all know you aren't even a father at all and this is fake as fuck, don't we?

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 9 points 4 weeks ago

Straight to jail

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 weeks ago

send her to fat camp