It took me longer than I would care to admit to figure out this was an Onion article. Reads just like a normal story involving US cops.
this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2025
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Honestly yeah, I don't see the ridiculous satire in this which is usually how onion articles read; they've shot black people for being armed with phones
That's what inspired me to write it. Hearing the song on the radio, I could only just imagine what would happen if Frosty ignored the traffic cop now that police have become power-tripping thugs.
Okay that took a minute but it was worth the walk. Nice!