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Metal Memes

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Memes. For metal music.

Don't be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.

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[–] CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Even if it were readable, most people wouldn't be able to pronouce it lol :

Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Not enough Ws

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

[nsfw]

“XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX's name is a 52-letter abbreviation for "Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus",[8] with an "X" on either side, reminiscent of a 2000's gamertag.”

Jesus

[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

reads like the setup for an aristocrats joke

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's pretty much what it is, lowbrow shock humor.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

their music also has a bunch of grindcore in-jokes too - mostly around surf punk or metal cliches

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Band name: Tumbleweed

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Was buying a stack of vinyls last year and the guy at the register was turning over and squinting at one of them while trying to ring me up, a Tomb Mold album. He goes "Sorry, I've gotta look it up and the death metal ones are so hard to read sometimes, I'm not sure how fans do it". I tell him "Oh we can't read them either." It's more like spotting your favorite graffiti tag.

[–] mrsemi@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

…Marco Polo Death Piss?