this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2023
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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 79 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Being a stay-at-home boyfriend surely has its perks

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bring him where? He literally just stays at home.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I guess you can do whatever all day. I wouldn't pick what they did, but still

[–] Shareiff@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’ve watched that video lol

[–] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 46 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Here is the link, I have no idea of it is good, but start watching and you can turn it off if it is bad:

https://youtu.be/bw3lU5MX_zI?si=FnR-1s7eDRQi0qCv

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

I'm not gonna click that because, knowing myself, I would watch the whole thing, and I need to get some shit done today

[–] uis@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago
[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 9 points 2 years ago

I love that this is real and exactly as described. 😅

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

start watching and you can turn it off if it is bad

Future is amazing

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

start watching and you can turn it off if it is bad

wtf kind of alien tech is this

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

yeah, there's a few audio glitches here and there but it's quite fun and digestable if taken in multiple sittings.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Fake: Anon implies they are a woman, but women don't use 4chan.

Gay: Anon, who was established to be a man per last point, has a boyfriend.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

Anon is a doomer femboy comfirmed?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anon implies they are a woman

No?

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think the picture of Mai is the implied part.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Anons use pictures of anime girls or whatever as their avatars all the time (or just as a random picture)

[–] EmoBean@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I envy his attention span.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

It might just be for background noice

...or they put it on when the partner left and clicked back to it when they came back, hiding their maraton jackoff session

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yea. I want to watch the Down the Rabbit Hole video about EVE Online but it's nearly 6 hours long. I know I'd just zone out after like 20 minutes.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

Psh, who wouldn't?

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Oh my gosh, this video is like Schrodinger sexism. Every time I watch it I switch between thinking it is sexist and thinking it isn't.

Am I bad at media analysis? Or is this legitimately hard to parse?

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, there's little context. I take it as ironic bc they're being stupid. The full video is just as back and forth but it's even more stupid.

[–] Soulg@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

The video itself is not. It's a parody of sexism.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 11 points 2 years ago

To be fair, badwater is a masterpiece of a map.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I want to watch that video too