Babies shouldn't take taxis then
this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2025
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Well what are they supposed to do if they're drunk at the bar? Drive home?
Walk.
Oh guess they cant even do that huh
I expect to them to keep the car between the thumbs like a proper drunk driver.
Yes, but why would babies pay for taxis? The parents ferry them everywhere for free.
It's time to start normalizing babies chipping in for gas.
And, You know, also billionaires.
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To the mines with them! Like in the good old days!
They yearn for the mines.
Babies are such drains on society they refuse not only to get jobs but to do basic chores and even clean themselves.
Not to mention that babies can't even speak the bloody language properly! Send them back where they came from, I say!
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Ours just sits around the house all day, drinks way too much then throws up all over the place, passes out and shits the bed.
Sounds like the guy who lives on my couch.
Well exactly - no manners, that's what the problem is! Only last week, I saw one of them sat outside a cafe, sucking on a lady's breast - in the middle of the afternoon! Broad daylight! No manners and no shame. If you want to live in our country, you should follow our rules and customs, that's what I always say.
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Too many babies at the top I say.
🐈🐈⬛ right here. these sumbiches are takers, not givers.
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The baby lobby has been hard at work.
But they are cute tho....
What about this one 👶