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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

South America needs to break free of the CIA control that keeps them divided and unify into a United States of South America.

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I don't know if unifying, but creating something the European Union might be good? We do need a joint army, tho

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I mean, the EU is a bunch of federated countries in a similar way the US is a bunch of federated states. South America could do something like that.

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"We wanted to leave the empire so we asked to team with its vassals." Nah I think the only option is China at this point, no one else pushes back on the US.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

They're only vassals because they don't have the power of unity.

[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 1 points 3 months ago

Foroprosur exists but its not as integrated as the EU

[–] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Give away California

Sorry Petro but California is for the Long Chile expansion project. Ask for Nevada or smth.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Long Chile

I don't think Colombia would be a fan of that, they would have to lose one of their two beautiful coastlines

[–] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

We could adjust by making Long Chile carve through the inner forests or mountains then jumping into the Caribbean. Unsure how much fancy would it be for Colombia to turn into a split territory tho.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Mexico deserves better than Texas.

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world -3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And all the libs went “ohhh we got him now” 😼

And the battle was won

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

And this guy jacking off in the corner about libs because he's a "problem solver"